But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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