I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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