But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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