miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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