i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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