No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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