have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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