I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
