my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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