i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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