so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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