I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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