As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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