Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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