hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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