so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
My life is pants optional.
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