I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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