break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
