i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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