I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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