Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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