He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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