Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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