I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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