You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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