u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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