Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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