Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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