: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
