it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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