I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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