Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
