I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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