uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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