Ambien. No doubt about it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He shit in the fireplace
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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