Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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