She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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