it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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