Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
