Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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