I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
