Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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