My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This baby is an asshole
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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