No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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