What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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