it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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