I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
