i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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