But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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