Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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