Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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