The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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