she looked like the bat from fern gully.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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