ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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