no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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