When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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