direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
