This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
