Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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